February 2012
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mickjiggles:
Why does everyone associate heavy metal with Satan? For all we know Satan could like smooth jazz.
i thought that said smooth jizz jesus help me
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We must be to the Doctor what dogs are to humans.
We’re always so eager for him to come back into our lives because he’s been gone so long, but to him, he’s only been gone a short while.
If you have ever taken a razor blade to that...
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I smiled today because my minecraft username is ExtonEliasDowney and that made me remember that Exton Elias Downey exists.
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someone just reblogged an rdj post of mine from july
july
who da fuq r u
i just got intensely horny out of nowhere and then really sleepy
neither of these things helped each other out
now i’m horny and tired at the same
fucking
time
look out it’s the sleepsturbator
(ya right, i don’t bate at all)
everything is funny on the internet tonight idk
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venusaurphobia:
I can visually travel to almost anywhere on any road in the entire world with a few clicks and no matter how hard I try I’m not nearly as amazed by that as I should be
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madimpossible:
sibilidomdom:
8 Year old girl...
misha-trollins:
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KITTY.
KITTY KITTY KITTY.
OHIO KITTY.
Asshole: God is real and if you aren't religious then you will go to hell! MAY GOD SAVE YOU!
Asshole: God isn't real and if you believe in any of that shit you're stupid and should never breed.
Atheist: I don't believe in God, but I respect the beliefs of others.
Theist: I believe in God, but I don't mind if you don't believe in him.
Deist: I dunno man there's some shit up there what more do you want sit down eat a sandwich
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athornedrose replied to your post: athornedrose replied to your post: send me…
what smut questions would you like, dear?
I really just need practice. I have to get my smut blog underway.
Maybe I should just have people send questions there?
http://alifeischronicled.tumblr.com
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athornedrose replied to your post: send me questions so i can write smut in your…
oh dear?
send me questions so i can write smut in your answer xx
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Watchbanazdowney:
wholockian221b:
armadilloterrorizer:
timedetective:
handchuffed:
Shh, just watch. And yes, it is him.
What. The. Fuck.
I’m just going to say this is Benedict Cumberbatch, (which I’m not 100% sure it is. IT HAS TO BE.) and cry myself to sleep, wishing he was in my bunk.
“You naughty thing”
oh.
god.
ladyboner.
i just made a really loud orgasm sound…in public
Let's reblog with something we're looking forward...
paperquake:
nautilusl2:
nowhere-inparticular:
whenindoubtapplymoreglitter:
pandacolfer:
samisgay:
hiiamfarid:
c0nfusedslushie:
cracktastic:
adagioforpoe:
zcatz:
I’m looking forward to living in New York as a child psychologist/psychiatrist eventually.
building my creative empire, and settling down in germany when i’m older.
one day recording my own album, seeing my mom...
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“Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved...”
– Maurice Sendak (via reptiledysfunction)
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Homo=Life? No, Hetero=Life.
whydidhechooseme:
That’s rich coming from whydidhechooseme, considering you’re pro-life, you oppose the right to marry for gays/lesbians…
Can Gays or Lesbians create Life? No, they cannot. Just proves that Pro Life does not mean Pro Homosexual.
That’s bullshit. A gay man can donate sperm, just as a gay woman can donate eggs. And a gay woman may choose in vitro fertilization if she...
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What Color Is Your Rainbow? →
athornedrose:
trottoirspeciales:
Your rainbow is shaded violet.
What is says about you: You are a creative person. You appreciate beauty and craftsmanship. You are patient and will keep trying to understand something until you’ve mastered it.
I thought this was cool… then I noticed that basically everyone in my newsfeed is violet. what’s the deal yo?
Your rainbow is strongly shaded gray....
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mistakeshavebeenmade asked: Hmm but I am too cheap to buy reusable filters. *goes to grab the blowtorch* Somehow this sounds like a bad idea to me...